The Castle Keep Shopkeeper sells you items at the Castle Keep Store. He is not playable character but he does seem to be a blonde civilian. He is located in the Castle Keep level. He is the first shopkeeper you encounter and owns the only store that has a changed stock on normal and insane mode.



His wares in normal mode.

  • The shopkeeper's quotes are as follows: "BUY MY THINGS!", "Watch your step, I just mopped the floor", "Buy sumtin' will ya?", "No shirt, no shoes, no service!" "I got what you need!", "Hello friend. Need something?" (Some of the things he says are referencing the Legend of Zelda.)


  • One of his quotes is "Watch your step, I just mopped the floor!", despite the fact there are dead bodies strewn everywhere.

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